a diplomat

Diplomat is a person who will show u the way to hell in such a way that u will really look forward to the trip..!!

haha

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Happiness

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory

maa

There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it!!!

wah

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Future

Future is approaching every person at the rate of 24 hours per day! What makes a difference is, those 24hours...

Do...

Do every work as if you were the boss urself!
Drive every car as if it was a police car!
Treat every person as if it were you....

motivation

Even though you are the lion who lost in the fight; that doesn't mean you dont know how to roar...

extra..

The only difference between ordinary and extra ordinary is that little 'extra'...

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Hate the crime, not the criminal...

living...

you make a living from what you get...but you make a life from what you give...

marriage

Success in a marriage is not finding the right person, its being the right person...

character

The true character of a person is revealed by what he does when no one is watching..

happpy

It's so simple to be happy but so difficult to be simple

funnny

Birdie Birdie in the sky,
dropped its shit in my eye,
I don't worry, I don't cry....
I am just happy that Cows don't fly....

enemies

Don't hate your enemies...that's the best way to frustrate them!

luck

If you don't believe in luck, you need to..else how would you justify your enemy's success :~)

angerr

Anger is only one letter away from Danger...

but...

Anything said before 'but' is a lie...

prayer

If God answers your prayers, he is increasing your faith. If he delays to answer, he is increasing your patience. If he doesn't answer, he knows you can handle it :)

atitude

I have an atitude in my blood and it says...B positive!

confidence

In a boxing match, a boxer loses his confidence first and then the match.

true...

God gives every bird, it's grain..but he doesn't drop it in it's nest...

#5

Love says...when you need me, I will be there...
But Friendship says...You will never need me, cos i will always be there :)

#4

Don't wait for any work to be done at the eleventh hour...you may die at ten thirty..

#3

If you want some work to be done, give it to the busiest man, because the lazy man has no Time :)

#2

Plan as if you are going to live forever, and live as if you are going to die tomorrow..

#1

Falling down doesn't make you a failure but staying down does... :)